Four-Letter Surgery : Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling."I'm OK but I didn't like the four-let...   Read Full Joke

Eye Surgery : While my friend was working as a receptionist for an eye surgeon, a very angry woman stormed up to her desk. "Someo...   Read Full Joke

It's a very simple operation : A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nu...   Read Full Joke

High Blood Pressure : When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, "High blood pressure, Doc. ...   Read Full Joke

Things you don't want to hear during surgery: : Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."Accept this s...   Read Full Joke

The Wife : A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office al...   Read Full Joke

Emergency Room : A blond guy with two badly burned ears went to the emergency room for medical treatment."What happened" asked ...   Read Full Joke

Kidneys and Livers : Two old men were arguing the merits of their doctors. The first one said, "I don't trust your fancy doctor. He trea...   Read Full Joke

The Execution : Once upon a time there lived three men: a doctor, a chemist, and an engineer. For some reason all three offended the kin...   Read Full Joke

Diagnosis : One afternoon, a man went to his doctor and told him that he hasn't been feeling well lately. The doctor examined the ma...   Read Full Joke

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