Horse Jokes
Blonde Riding a Horse : A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding assisted without any experience or lessons. She mounts the horse wit... Read Full Joke
Lone Ranger and Tonto : The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked... Read Full Joke
A blonde bought two horses : A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which.A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one h... Read Full Joke
Just a Little Help : The cavalryman was galloping down the road, rushing to catch up with his regiment. Suddenly his horse stumbled and pitc... Read Full Joke
Pull, Buddy : An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big stron... Read Full Joke
A champion jockey on a new horse : A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and ... Read Full Joke
The Races : Mitch, a hard-shell Southern Baptist, loved to sneak away to the race track. One day he was there betting on the ponies ... Read Full Joke
Some race horses staying in a stable ... : Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I'... Read Full Joke
An American tourist in County Kerry : An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got out to see if he could locate the troubl... Read Full Joke
A Texan in Ballinclashett : A big Texan is walking down the main street of Ballinclashett and encounters Liam standing on the pavement beside a big ... Read Full Joke
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