Jewish Jokes
Christmas vs. Chanukah : 1. Christmas is one day, same day every year: December 25. Jews also love December 25th. It's another paid day off work.... Read Full Joke
The New Moses : The Rabbi's wife called a psychiatrist and said, "My husband thinks he's the new Moses. Almost like a reincarnation... Read Full Joke
A Jewish man moves into a Catholic neighborhood : A Jewish man moves into a Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday, the Catholics go crazy because, while they're morosely ea... Read Full Joke
UN Meeting : At the emergency meeting of the UN regarding another conflict in the Middle East, the floor has been given to the Israe... Read Full Joke
Bagels : A German comes to London and stays with Maurice and his family. The first morning they all have breakfast together and h... Read Full Joke
Two beggars in Ireland : Two beggars are sitting on the pavement in Ireland. One is holding a large Cross and the other a large Star of David. Bo... Read Full Joke
Not Me Your Honor : A rabbi and his two friends, a priest and a minister, played poker for small stakes once a week. The only problem was th... Read Full Joke
Phone call to God : Billy Graham went to see the Pope in Rome. While he was waiting, Billy noticed a red phone. As he was ushered in to talk... Read Full Joke
How you can tell if a person's not been to synag.. : How you can tell that the person next to you has not been to synagogue too often? 1. "Hey, my book is back to front... Read Full Joke
You know you grew up Jewish when ... : You've had at least one female relative who draws eyebrows on her face and they are always asymmetrical.You spent your e... Read Full Joke
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