Jewish Jokes
An Irish Priest and a Rabbi : An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the... Read Full Joke
Hebonics : The New York City school board has officially declared Jewish English, now dubbed 'Hebonics', as a second language. Back... Read Full Joke
Mama Goes Shopping : Mama goes shopping and scrutinizes everything. Here is how her shopping went..Mama: "I don't like the looks of this... Read Full Joke
Making It Kosher : A Rabbi was walking home from the Temple and saw one of his good friends, a pious and learned man who could usually beat... Read Full Joke
Morris and his Rabbi : Morris goes to the rabbi and says, "I committed a sin and I want to know what I can do to repent.""What w... Read Full Joke
What do you call an uncircumcised Jew ... : Q: What do you call an uncircumcised Jew who is more than 8 days old? A: A girl. ... Read Full Joke
Hotel is Full : A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort - one that did... Read Full Joke
False Teeth : Moisha Rabinowitz in the late 1930s fled his native land of Germany. He sold all his assets and converted it to gold and... Read Full Joke
The confession : Two five year-olds, one Jewish, the other Catholic, are playing in a sandpit. Sean says to David, "Our priest knows... Read Full Joke
Hold it! : So one guy says to another guy, " Goldberg and Rosenstern were talking one day... HOLD IT !, ....his friend interru... Read Full Joke
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