Lawyer Jokes
A Jury Full of Lawyers : A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for ... Read Full Joke
A Very Busy Lawyer : Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town... Read Full Joke
You can't take it with you : Trying to disprove the saying "You can't take it with you," a stingy old lawyer, diagnosed with a terminal ill... Read Full Joke
His Tombstone : A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Stra... Read Full Joke
The Client : A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a wealthy friend. Following the happy outcome of the case, th... Read Full Joke
Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz & Schwartz : Morris needs a lawyer, so he grabs the yellow
Justice Triumphs : A lawyer had a jury trial in a very difficult business case. The client, who had attended the trial, was out of town wh... Read Full Joke
A doctor and a lawyer met at a party : A doctor and a lawyer met at a party. Their conversation was interrupted repeatedly by guests asking the doctor for med... Read Full Joke
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing ... : A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, “I'm... Read Full Joke
A lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning : If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of... Read Full Joke
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