Scottish Jokes
What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland? : What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?Summer!
Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game : A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans ro... Read Full Joke
Sandy was drinking at a pub : Sandy was drinking at a pub all night. When he got up to leave, he fell flat on his face. He tried to stand again, but t... Read Full Joke
Ticket, Please! : Five Englishmen boarded a train just behind five Scots, who, as a group had only purchased one ticket. Just before the c... Read Full Joke
An American, a Scot and a Canuk : An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but a... Read Full Joke
Scottish & English Armies : In the old days the English and Scottish armies used to fight by gathering their armies on top of the hills and at day b... Read Full Joke
Mechanic : The helicopter lost power while flying over a remote Scottish island and was forced to make an emergency landing. Luckil... Read Full Joke
Every Scotsman's Fantasy : Every Scotsman's fantasy is to have two women....one cleaning, the other dusting...
The Worst Caddie in the World : Irate golfer, on his way to a round of 150: "You must be the worst caddie in the world!"Scottish caddie (dryly... Read Full Joke
The Average Englishman : The average Englishman, in his home he calls his castle, puts on his national costume - A shabby Raincoat patented by Ch... Read Full Joke
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