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Quotes On Age
All diseases run into one, old age.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.
As I approve of a youth that has something of the old man in him, so I am no less pleased with an old man that has something of the youth. He that follows this rule may be old in body, but can never be so in mind.
As long as any adult thinks that he, like the parents and teachers of old, can become introspective, invoking his own youth to understand the youth before him, he is lost.
Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.
Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.
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